Social Network Satirist Mugs

'But... your Facebook profile says you're a vegetarian!'

"I rely on a complex network of friends and co-workers to keep me in the dark."

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

"Aren't we friends on Facebook?"

'I've never liked you mother, so why would I 'like' her on facebook.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'