Social Mobility Prints

"A penthouse on Central Park West . . . not bad for a second-tier private-school kid from a postwar co-op on Riverside Drive, eh?"

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"It's the new mobile office."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Running in please pass

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

The Icebreaker

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Bike Lane

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Are you a good mixer?'

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

'Uh-oh. Looks like Rachel's getting yakked.'

Noise Pollution

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'I always say you can't have a spontaneous grass roots movement without a little seed money.'