Social Mobility Prints

"A penthouse on Central Park West . . . not bad for a second-tier private-school kid from a postwar co-op on Riverside Drive, eh?"

"What is the American dream, and does it differ in many respects from the Connecticut dream?"

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Spiritual Lives Matter

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

The 99% of the 1%

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"It's the new mobile office."

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Are you a good mixer?'

Running in please pass

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

The Icebreaker

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Uh-oh. Looks like Rachel's getting yakked.'

Bike Lane

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Noise Pollution