Social Media Spook Prints

'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"At last - no Trump."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"What? You know I love paisley."

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

#Hagtag

Ghost in Goal

Trolling on social media

"They said we need a photo ID to prove we're from the neighborhood."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'The programme following this one is not suitable for children.'

Bluetooth was the future.

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Hedgehog reading a horror book is about to get a scare from a popping balloon.

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

"If the normal stuff doesn't work, try reminding him of how little money he's saved compared to most of his peers."

'Oh Dear...'

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

Saw your sweet new online hairdo. Cute, Teddy! Are you the perps who photoshopped me with a Justin Bieber haircut? You should thank us for the upgrade! Don't do me any favors!!