Social Media Savvies T-Shirts

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

Lynching on social media

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Selfie Stick

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

Giraffe Selfie

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Ice shelfie.

Trick or Tweet

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Online Dating

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Victorian Selfie

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"#BeCurious"

"She looks just like in your photos."

Early Learning Today

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"#notguilty."