Social Media Master Prints

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

I'd like to remain friends, Steven, but I've already unfriended you on Facebook.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

CEO with SEO

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Superheroes take a selfie

"#Win!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Likes: $2.

Press Freedom

"You know, there are other emojis."

Networking

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Selfie Stick

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Giraffe Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

The Proust of Twitter