Social Media Joker Mugs

'If these pictures ever end up on Facebook, they could ruin our career opportunities!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Eucharist

Life is ghoul

Minority Report Is Real

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Better Living Through Technology

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Underrated tweet

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

#NoJunk

Social Networks

Isolated by technology

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Er, sorry guys. It didn't look this big on instagram!"

Cowvid-19

The First Selfie!

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Last Copter Ride

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"Stop saying 'Content is King'!"