"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"
Social Media Consultant Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate social media pros! Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these designs add humor and recognition to their daily routine—making every sip a little more special.
"I reviewed your Social Media Strategy. I don't follow it, I don't heart it and I want you to #tryharder!"
Likes Makes Right
Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an
"Unfortunately, Timmy, there's currently no established career path for trending on Twitter."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
Lynching on social media
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"Welcome to the future"
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
CEO with SEO
"National security adviser"
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Press Freedom
"You know, there are other emojis."
"#Win!"
Superheroes take a selfie
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
Likes: $2.
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
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