Social Media Awareness Prints

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Moses on the web

CEO with SEO

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

National Everything Awareness Day

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"#Win!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.