Social Media Awareness Day Mugs

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

National Everything Awareness Day

Prejudice/Empathy

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Privacy Conference Security

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Six feet and a smile

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Woke

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

Man absent-mindedly drops change into a homeless person's cup.

'Here it is: ‘How I lost 60 pounds in 30 days with crack,' OK, now I see what you mean, Maybe it isn't a self-help article,'

"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."