Social Media Awareness Day Mugs

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

National Everything Awareness Day

Prejudice/Empathy

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

Privacy Conference Security

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

Six feet and a smile

Transmitting Swine Flu.

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

"This is going to go viral!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

Woke

"Once upon a time and a half..."

'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'

". . . Neither of you are fat, but I am. When thin people call themselves fat and gross what does that imply about me?"

"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."