
"I shouldn't have bullied that fat j*rk back in school... He's a social media administrator now and I'm banned again."
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"I shouldn't have bullied that fat j*rk back in school... He's a social media administrator now and I'm banned again."
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Lynching on social media
"Welcome to the future"
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Let's not go by the book.'
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
In basket-case.
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
Online form - Submit.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
In/Out/These Things Happen.
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
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