Social Life Strategist Prints

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'This new 'mentoring' policy is a wonderful idea...It gives staff the chances to take on significant extra responsibilities in relation to staff support and supervision.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

Live to work or work to live?

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

Why are you here?

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Twig, do you

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

…So we finally got women to stare at us…now what?... E. A. N. B. Q. R. T. L.