Social Justice Advocate Gifts

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

Fat Cats and the Starving.

"Actually, Lou, I think it was more than just my being in the right place at the right time. I think it was my being the right race, the right religion, the right sex, the right socioeconomic group, having the right accent, the right clothes, going to the right schools..."

The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

"You can play with all the kids in the street, except with Ahmed... He should get properly integrated first."

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

"Actually, we're just getting started."

WTO-Free Traitor.

'Somebody should do something!'

Age discrimination in job recruitment.

'We are not a sexist employer, so we ask all employees exactly the same questions. Now, 'what happens if you become pregnant?''

'Experts today predicted natural disasters so devastating that only the rich and powerful will survive...'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

'Whenever I get discouraged, I just say to myself 'Sure, my company exploits indigenous people around the world, plunders natural resources and leaves desolation in its wake, but, by golly, that's not what defines me as a person!...''

"Err, you'll have to forgive me...but I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to call you, I mean I don't want to cause offence... But is it 'disabled', 'handicapped' or perhaps 'differently abled'?"

'Europe a fortress? What are you talking about?! Can't you see - the door's wide open!'

Fourth of July (View from the South border)

The widening gap...poverty.

"Sure, we need affordable housing - just so long as it doesn't come at the expense of unaffordable housing."

'We expanded the name to satisfy all interest groups.'

"You look like this sketch of someone who's thinking about committing a crime."

Comparing the migrant crisis caused by war in the Middle East with the possible future migrant crisis caused by climate change.

'Would you like to claim gift-aid on that?'

"Oh sorry sir, my mistake, you're good to go."

'It goes in cycles, junior. Sometimes, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Sometimes, the rich get richer and the poor stay the same.'

'The rich are getting richer, the poor poorer. A raise in your salary would mess things up, Sims!'

'A woman is endowed with certain inalienable rights, all of which she must fight for.'

"All men are created equal."

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

Amazingly, in some parts of the world drinking water is transported for dozens of kilometres... while in others it's thousands.

"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Lessons have been learned.'

Still waiting for change.