Social Interaction Analyst Mugs

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"What do you do for a living? I sue people. So you're an attorney? No I just sue people."

Your eyes say "no," but � but my shoes say I really must be going now.

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"Someone said 'How're things?' in 2005 and she's been like this ever since."

Men telling stories

"So dude, tell me...what happened? Did you ask Estella out? Did she say 'yes'? Are you guys hooked up?"

Greeting 2020 Style

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes, depending on how well we confuse you."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

Profiles in Courage

'Send it out confidential. I want everyone to read it.'

"Sorry, but my battery died and I don’t know what to look at?"