Social Grace Guru Mugs

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"Mom, why did Miss Manners never marry?"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cat Reunion

Thank you bubbles

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Complete Makeover

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Honey badger do care.

Give Thanks.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

Ballerina and the light switch.

Charity mugger

Valentine for Guru.

Every Day is a Gift

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."