Social Expectation Dodger Prints

"Don't feel bad if you wanna bail!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

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Examinations.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Well, I don't like doing paperwork at the business. I'd rather be watching a ball game. But we all have to do things that we don't want to do! That's part of life."

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."