Social Distancing Scholar T-Shirts

Brain Social Media

"Too crowded. Let's go."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Club Antisocial

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Social Distancing Club

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Romance

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Happy Brithday

Holding a gun to the WHO

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Football fans in corona times

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Johnson & Johnson vaccine sales

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

Distancing with the Stars

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."