Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
Social Distancing Philosopher Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the social distancing philosopher’s witty insights. Ideal for inspiring conversations and thoughtful ambiance in any room.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
The Three Wise Queens
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
"To be or not to be."
Social Distancing Club
"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."
"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
Coronavirus Waves
Strainspotting
My Dream Valentine
"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"
"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."
Sisyphus and coronavirus
Keeping occupied in lockdown
"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."
Coronavirus Romance
The end is near
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
COVID Road Map
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
Post-corona road to recovery
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
Statue of Liberty With Face Mask
"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"
"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"
NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Happy Brithday
Planes drop vaccines over a city
New from Lockdown Press
"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
Social Distancing Philosopher Prints Collection
Social Distancing Philosopher Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring social distancing philosopher themes—perfect for adding humor and wisdom to your morning routine.
Social Distancing Philosopher Pillows
Find your perfect pillow with a social distancing philosopher message—bring humor and comfort together in your living space.
Social Distancing Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover witty and insightful t-shirts inspired by the social distancing philosopher—great for casual wear with a touch of personality.