Social Distancing Humor Lover Mugs

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Fist Bumper Cars

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Virtual Beach

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Face Mask Romance

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Covid-19 Caution

Vaccine passport required

Bubbling

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Why not?"

Coronavirus

Strainspotting

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Social distancing

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

"Ahem... mask please..!"