Social Conscious Thinker T-Shirts

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

Censorship is killing free society.

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

BP corporation has money spewing uncontrollably from it.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Emile Durkheim

Democracy In Action

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"Remember the good old days, when being busy was enough? All this new emphasis on productivity, quality control and measurable outcomes is making my head spin!"

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

Investments: 'We now offer 'social conscience' funds and 'corporate ethics' funds'.

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

'Say cheese.'

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

Sorry

Racial Consensus

Sardines

'Big Issue,miss?'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Think globally give locally".

Next stop: Insecurity.

Words DO hurt. Case in point: "BUM." ? ?

Avoiding a Beggar

"He's off to a fancy-dress party. He's going as a care bear."

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'