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Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Finally, a togetherie!"

Villagers

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Sloaney Pony.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."