Social Commentary Mugs

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

'Well, well! It's the Joneses and their neighbors, who I see are still managing to keep up with them'

Oversized Cigar

The Cougher

Fendi Bag Lady

Stay the course.

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'So, you're at your computer 18 hours a day, never exercise and rely on caffeine. What's your blog about?'

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

Are you talking about the new normal of an hour, or is there a new, new normal right now?"

"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."

"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

'Watch out for the... Ah, never mind.'

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Man sees beggar with sign: 'Burned Myself on the light at the end of the tunnel. Please Help.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I don't vote. They've got machines that do that now."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

"I should have bought more crap."

"Private school. You can tell by the ties."

'There are currently no women on the board, but three of the members are very effeminate.'

Question my integrity, $10.

'I had a terrible nightmare! I dreamt they gave us back the country!'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

''The great american dream' has been sponsored by Toyota, British Petroleum, Credit Suisse, and Chooc Oil of China.'

Consumerism junkie.

Recycling Bin - Newspapers, Magazines, Broken Dreams

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'