Social Commentary Follower Gifts

"Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're dong to him."

How Postal Workers Get Raises

'I'd like to help, but the problem is that I just don't care.'

"I KNOW! Everybody thinks white privilege is SO easy!"

'Oh, you won't do me any harm, sir -- the Government destroyed my incentive years ago!'

Man with a cigarette for a head.

'Oh, boy! You don't need a license OR a brain to buy one!'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'Guns kill people. No they don't. Husbands that come home early do.'

Asylum Seekers.

Steal my identity. You'll be doing me a favor.

Shopping in No Man's Land

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Government a la Carte

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Critisize your weight.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"