Social Cause Champion Pillows

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

Social Worker

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Flag bearers

The nonprofit dog fight.

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'