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"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"My door's always open...but there is an invisible fence."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

Learning to say 'no'

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

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'People are basically good, Henderson. We can use that against them.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"There were gasps of horror as Nigel appeared holding a mug of coffee."

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

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