Soccer-themed Dessert Fan Prints

Football Pudding

Football Fans

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

The Main Types of Cheese

Flan-eating bacteria

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

French Animal Noises.

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"You're losing your everything."

Sleeping in skis.

Chocolate Cake

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

Teamwork

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

Patio Melt

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

Donuts. 12 off.

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Referee Whistle Music.

Lately my social life sounds like a healthy dessert - Dates with nuts.

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

Goalie knitting.

'The chocolate moose?'

'There's why your feet hurt: You have candy corns!'

Funeral - congratulations 1000th customer!

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'