Soccer Starlet Mugs

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

The Goalkeeper

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Football supporters.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Football Skills

Professional football.

Football Planet

Goal

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

What a team!

The Last Jerseys.