Soccer Star Watching Mugs

Match Fixing

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Football

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

The Goalkeeper

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Egyptian Football

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Children playing football.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Watching the football.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Men can show their emotions!

Soccer coach of the year.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Wilfried Zaha

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Football

A woman watches football on her computer.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."