Soccer Mom Enthusiast T-Shirts

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Watching the football.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Football

Teenage Angst.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"