Soccer Child Prodigy T-Shirts

Futsal

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Football Fans

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'She is being impossible again.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Boy holding football.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Ping Pong

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.