Snowy Scene Seeker Prints

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Skiing.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

'Gesundheit.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Clown Skis.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Climate change

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'It's a snow mobile.'

Skier flying past mountains

Skier.

Freezing

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ice skating

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

The Winter Chimney Cleaner