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"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'I'm going to shoe it over to the convenience store and pick up another bag of ice for our drinks.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"A little help?"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I love this time of year."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Snow is falling...

Flake News

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Possums that ski.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A skier and a paraglider