Snowman Builder Extraordinaire Gifts

Alien built snowman

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Snowmen Around The World...

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

Snowman

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Snowyphus

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Shaved Ice

At the "Ice-C-U".

The Frankenstein snowman.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'