Snowflake Fanatic Pillows

"I'm melting from the friction."

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Jack and the Snowman.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

I Love Winter!

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'This corn's got dandruff.'

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

Skating.

Global Warming is a snow job!

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."