Snowflake Fanatic Pillows

Old Man Winter.

"I'm melting from the friction."

Skiing.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

Yo ho ho!

'First of all, relax.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Jack and the Snowman.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"It's true, we do have 100 words for snow, but most of them are curse words."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

I Love Winter!

Snowflake Design Dept. It's ironic, but we have a lot of burnout in this department.

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Skating.