Snow Troopers Prints

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'What are you wearing?'

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Stop pay toll.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

Super Bowl Monday

Clown car full of policemen

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Where's everybody?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

Deja Viewer

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."