Snow Transport Innovator Prints

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"First snowman?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I'll take ten, please.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Tall Snowman

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'Like the nose job? Look for the kid with vegetable peeler!'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"It's a bit derivative."

Under New Management.

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'It'll have to come down - you failed to apply for proper planning permission...'

"The snow came from the clouds, but it was assembled in America."

Health food - salt substitute

"Your snow fort may be bigger, but mine comes with all the technology of a smart home."

Transporter Strikes in Spain

"Rex was voted Best in Snow."

Winter shopping

"How about all my desserts for a week, and I take out the garbage?"