Snow Sports Prints

'Here it comes.'

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"Good news. . . it's not Yellow Fever. Now, the bad news. . ."

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

High speed ski lift.

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

'You sure you've done this before?'

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

"Remember, all these life experiences can someday be used as college credit."

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

'Decision time-am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?.'

Skiers

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

'When Dad was our age, he had to ski uphill.'

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'

'He's on steroids!'

'Have you any I.D. to prove you are over 18?'

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

Snow blind.

The Christmas Rescue Dog

"Huh. It feels soft to me, Professor."

Dog snowbound, St.Bernard with bone.