Snow Sports Prints

'Here it comes.'

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

"No doubt about it, this appears to be the South Pole!"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

High speed ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

A ski jumper rethinks his decision.

'Decision time-am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?.'

Skiers

'When Dad was our age, he had to ski uphill.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"Remember, all these life experiences can someday be used as college credit."

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Have you any I.D. to prove you are over 18?'

Snow blind.

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

'He's on steroids!'

The Christmas Rescue Dog

"Huh. It feels soft to me, Professor."

Dog snowbound, St.Bernard with bone.

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

'Avalanche!'

'Why didn't we try that stuff earlier?'