Snow Management Pillows

'Tough winter.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snowprov

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

Frosting the Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Penguin Remote

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"