Snow Globe Escapist Mugs

Sled breaks through snow globe.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Skier and his dog.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Snow globe

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

A man works in a snow globe.

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

Money Snowglobe

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Snow again, today...'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.