Snow Globe Escapist Mugs

Sled breaks through snow globe.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Skier and his dog.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Snow globe

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Snow globe vaccine

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Money Snowglobe

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'Snow again, today...'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"