Snow Driver Prints

"Our GPS just said we must be idiots for being out in this weather. I wish it would just stick to giving directions."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'