Snow Day Optimist Mugs

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Good News about winter

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ice skater

"First snowman?"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Festive squad

'I'll take ten, please.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Angels making snow humans

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."