Snow Activities Pillows

Snowman's Dentures.

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'All they took was my snowblower.'

"Gimme the carrot!"

Snowman slingshot

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

Child builds themselves a sled.

"Thanks, but I'm fine."

Socially distanced sledding

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Snowball Basketball.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Aim for those kids that were laughing at us on our way up!'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Sledging

"John, where have you been?"

Embrace Winter

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Real funny kid!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

HA HA

Shoveling Snow

Swing in the winter.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.'

"That's a beautiful snow angel, honey. But may I make a suggestion?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Isn't that cute. He's modelling it after you!'

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