Snooze-button Hitter T-Shirts

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

Sleeping husband

"Stu's not a morning person."

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Half asleep.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"