Snobbery Humor Aficionado Prints

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Champagne at the hunt

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'New money or old money?'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"It's our latest objet d'art, of course we can't use it!"

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

'That's quite a bit you're inheriting. I suppose you realize this will force you to start learning about wine.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."