Snobbery Aficionados Mugs

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Gallery Guide

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'The house wine sir.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'The Garrett Club'

"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'