Snob With Sophistication Prints

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The book is so much better than the film..

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Gallery Guide

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Listen, just because he's moving from "fiction" to "literature" doesn't mean he's better than us.

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"A little bit less television, a little bit more books on tape. What's your New Year's resolution?

'I found it difficult to put down, but I will. It's trite rubbish.'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

Airport Literature

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"This martini in canonical."

"Sorry, Pembroke, but Telford here is lavishly illustrated."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich