Sniffle Sympathizer Mugs

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"Give us a minute, honey."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

"I've been evicted."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

A dog getting neutered.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

At home with the Tangleheads

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

A sleeping couple

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"