Sniffle Sympathizer Mugs

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I've been evicted."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'My elbow has a cold!'

A sleeping couple

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

At home with the Tangleheads