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"Gesundheit!"

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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Gesundheit!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Gesundheit.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Whistler's father.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Speed Dating Disasters

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Gesundheite!'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'