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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Are you blushing?!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Gesundheite!'

Speed Dating Disasters

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'