Sneeze Chuckler Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

'Gesundheite!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Ah-Choo!

"Gesundheit!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Bless you...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Gesundheit.'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

When a pig blocks a sneeze.

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

Sneeze

Sneezing duck.

'So that's 60 minutes, room 4 with Sally, and will you be taking our standard resuscitation insurance?'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

Painter.

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Gesundheit!'

'Gesundheit.'