Snapshot Savant Prints

"You left the lens cap on again. I have to charge you extra for wasting my time."

Photo opportunity

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Felix Mendelssohn

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

TV-Man

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

The Plasmas.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"Cool game!"

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Anton Bruckner.

Mind control

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Benjamin Britten

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"She died doing what she loved."

Sergei Prokofiev.