Snake Charmers Prints

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Snake eating pre-packed sandwiches

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

August Kekule's dream

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The Music Critic.

Snake Charming

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'